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09 August 2026

Review: Privacy by Molly Young

Privacy by Molly Young book cover

Privacy by Molly Young is a chapbook in diary entry form about her pregnancy. At just 80 pages long, it's based on a journal the author started keeping when 16 weeks into her pregnancy in an attempt to be a participant-observer in the process. The well written entries feel like a combination of journal, essay and memoir rolled into one. I've seen Privacy referred to as a chapbook and a zine, but the author calls it a zine so let's go with that.

In the Preface, Young notes there are many books about birth and motherhood but wonders why there are so few about pregnancy. While considering why that might be, I also found myself pondering her choice of title and whether it could be a play on the words private and pregnancy.

Young has been published in the New York Times Magazine and her literary writing style and distinct sense of observational humour had me smiling and chuckling as I was reading. Here's a taste:
"Noticed that “prenatal” and “parental” and “paternal” are anagrams. Made a list of Things That Are Delivered: Babies, mail, speeches, verdicts, messages, pizza." Page 53
Young reads and comments on an 1882 manual called Enlightened Woman and pamphlets from the 1940s to humorous effect. Covering her pregnancy from 16 weeks until the the baby is born and can almost roll over at 8 weeks old, Privacy is a quick and entertaining read. 

While it's difficult to categorise, what's clear is that this is an intimate look at one woman's pregnancy as it happens. With deeply personal observations about the mental, emotional and physical nature of pregnancy, Privacy has broader appeal than women who have given birth or might do so in the future. Recommended to me by a male reader, I don't have children - and I'm past the childbearing age - yet was easily able to appreciate the content Young has generously decided to share with us.

I hope Molly Young has continued writing in her journal about becoming a mother as her unique and witty observations about parenthood would be worth checking out in the future. Thanks to Sam for the recommendation!

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07 January 2026

Review: The Long Shoe by Bob Mortimer

The Long Shoe by Bob Mortimer book cover

* Copy courtesy of Simon & Schuster *

Matt is a bathroom salesman who has recently lost his job and spends his time mooching about instead of finding a new apartment to live in. His girlfriend Harriet leaves him when the deadline on their lease expiry approaches and Matt still hasn't taken any action. Deciding to turn things around, Matt accepts an offer of a flat at Satsuma Heights, but there's just one small catch.
"I don't like to call it spying. Think of it as residential intelligence gathering." Page 64
Yep, Matt is asked to spy on his neighbours for the eccentric owner of the building and he's quickly pulled into their lives as a result. Soon there's a missing person case to solve and it's unclear if Matt will succeed in getting his life together.

In The Long Shoe, Bob Mortimer creates terrific characters and Hot Dog was a clear standout for me and I just loved his nickname for Matt; Jigsaw! Carol the flirty cougar was an unlikeable character so perfectly depicted that I could hear her grating voice and almost smell her perfume darling!

Mortimer's signature humour is back in full effect and I enjoyed his observations of the mundane, like when Matt asks if a character's vape is vanilla and potato when it's actually raspberry and coconut.

The Long Shoe by Bob Mortimer is part of a series that began with The Satsuma Complex and continued with The Hotel Avocado. I loved The Satsuma Complex - giving it 5 stars in my review - in 2023 but somehow missed reading The Hotel Avocado. While each of the three books are set in the same world or Mortimer universe, The Long Shoe can easily be read as a standalone.

The Long Shoe by Bob Mortimer is a chuckle-worthy and entertaining mystery with compelling characters and yes, even a very long shoe. I hope the author continues this cozy crime series in the future.

For more on Bob Mortimer, check out my review of his autobiography And Away...

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03 November 2025

Review: 488 Rules for Life by Kitty Flanagan

488 Rules for Life by Kitty Flanagan book cover

Kitty Flanagan is an Australian comedian and I've enjoyed watching her in the ABC comedy drama Fisk where she plays the lead role of a lawyer at a small suburban law firm.

In her book 488 Rules for Life - The Thankless Art of Being Correct, the author lists rules for life, that if followed, would make all of our lives easier. You'll nod in agreement as you read some of these relatable rules - don't answer your phone in the toilet - and you'll cringe in recognition as you recall those who regularly break these rules in your own circle.

I listened to this audiobook in the car over the course of 2 months, listening for 15 minutes at a time and it was a great short form of entertainment for a long road trip. Coming in at under 6 hours in duration, it's best enjoyed in shorter grabs so that the novelty doesn't wear off.

The genesis of the book was a segment on The Weekly, a TV show on the ABC and the author has grouped the rules into themes / chapters such as:
  • Around the home
  • At the office
  • Food
  • Relationships & Dating
  • At the Movies

As I'm typing this, I'm hearing the author's distinct voice in my head along with her no-nonsense attitude and I could easily relate to - and agree with - most of her rules. Here's one chosen at random:
"Rule 76: 'Feed' is not a noun and should never be used as such, as in: "hey do you want to go for a feed?" No, no I don't." Chapter 4: Language
Published in 2019, I'm a little late to the party, but 488 Rules for Life - The Thankless Art of Being Correct by Kitty Flanagan is an amusing and lightly entertaining look at social etiquette and life's little irritations.

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29 October 2025

Review: Everyone in this Bank is a Thief by Benjamin Stevenson

Everyone in this Bank is a Thief by Benjamin Stevenson book cover

* Copy courtesy of Penguin Random House *


The Ernest Cunningham series of books is my favourite Australian mystery series and Ern is back for the fourth time in Everyone in this Bank is a Thief by Benjamin Stevenson. This time, Ern and Juliette are in a bank when it's held up by a gun wielding robber and they become hostages in a situation where there are ten suspects and ten heists.

Yep, you read that right! The suspects are listed in the blurb so it's not a spoiler to disclose them here as Ern considers the motives of: the bank robber, the manager, the security guard, the kid, the film producer, the priest, the receptionist, the patient, the carer and Ern himself. Each person is guilty of stealing something (including Ern and Juliette!) and Stevenson cleverly discloses the stolen items on page 4 immediately building atmosphere and suspense.

How's this for an opening line:
"Given I'm dying, and have just the one pen, let's motor through the pleasantries." Page 1
Ern is a reliable narrator and the reader knows up front his survival isn't guaranteed but he's determined to get to the truth no matter what. Ern is an amateur detective inspired by the Golden Age of detective novels and fair play mysteries where the clues are front and centre for the reader. He solves impossible crimes and was in the bank to apply for a business loan to start a detective agency.
"Solving murders is just a series of people lying to you in succession: the detective part is figuring out which lies are worth killing for. It's an endless pinball of deceit." Page 193
The thefts were creative and despite being the fourth installation in the series, the mystery felt far from formulaic. Stevenson's signature humour bursts from the page and the dialogue crackles along as Ern asks questions to identify the motives for each of the ten suspects while making questionable decisions himself along the way.
"Everyone steals, whether it's product or effort, money or time. There's more you can steal from a man than just his wallet. Air, for example." Page 310
The author is a comedian and earlier this year I attended the Melbourne Comedy Festival to see The Stevenson Experience, a comedy act he performs with his twin brother James. The show includes a little audience participation and during the performance James asked if anyone knew his brother was a published author. I clapped and cheered a little too enthusiastically and the brothers asked me a few questions. I answered that my name was Tracey and mentioned that I've reviewed Ben's books on my blog, to which Ben said: "You're not Carpe Librum are you?"

It was such a mind-blowing moment that the author knew who I was but he was quick to clarify that he doesn't read reviews of his own books but has read my reviews of other books by Australian authors. This was such a memorable experience and it's a shame he'll never see my glowing reviews for this bestselling and beloved series but I admire the self discipline required. Perhaps that's how he's able to keep producing such excellent work; he's never bogged down by negative reviews and his ego is kept in check by not reading the positive reviews either.

Everyone in this Bank is a Thief by Benjamin Stevenson is a terrific bank heist mystery and you don't even need to make a deposit to read a FREE extract. Each of the Ernest Cunningham books have been published a year apart and I can't wait to see where the author takes the series next; hopefully we'll find out in October 2026! 

Everyone In My Family Has Killed Someone (Book 1) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Everyone on This Train is a Suspect (Book 2) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Everyone This Christmas as a Secret (Book 3) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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29 July 2025

Review: History Stinks!: Wee, Snot and Slime Through Time by Suzie Edge

History Stinks!: Wee, Snot and Slime Through Time by Suzie Edge audiobook cover

Throughout June and July I was finally tackling The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas and needed a light audiobook to listen to in my downtime. History Stinks! Wee, Snot and Slime Through Time by Suzie Edge is the second in the History Stinks! series - the first being History Stinks! Poo Through the Ages - and is recommended for readers aged 7 years and over.

Published in April 2025, doctor and historian Suzie Edge turns back time to teach young readers about the history of urine, snot, pus, earwax, vomit, blood, sweat, tears and saliva. Tapping into the fact that kids of a certain age find bodily excretions gross and funny, the author combines her medical knowledge with her love of history to educate us further on this gooey subject matter.

We learn how urine was used by doctors to diagnose patients. 2,500 years ago the physician Hippocrates tasted a patient's urine in order to diagnose their condition. Now considered the father of medicine, Hippocrates was able to utilise this technique to spot conditions like diabetes if the urine was too sweet. He also tasted a patient's earwax; if it was bitter the patient was well, but if it was sweet, the patient was sick.

The chapter on earwax was enlightening as the author tells us medieval monks used earwax to help stick gold leaf to their illuminated manuscripts and to alter the consistency of their ink. Wow!
"Amazingly, earwax can tell us a lot about a person. Archaeologists who find bodies when they are digging in the ground sometimes find them with earwax still there. You can tell what someone liked to eat, the environment that they lived in and what pollutants they were exposed to." Chapter 5, Ewww! Earwax!
Presented in an easily digestible and accessible writing style, the content features regular jokes and info that will no doubt keep kids engaged.

History Stinks! Wee, Snot and Slime Through Time is perfect to listen to in the car with kids who want to know more about gross human bodily excretions and how our knowledge about them has changed over time.

Other books by Suzie Edge include:
Vital Organs - A History of the World's Most Famous Body Parts
Mortal Monarchs - 1,000 Years of Royal Deaths

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30 June 2025

Review: The Pretender by Jo Harkin

The Pretender by Jo Harkin book cover

* Copy courtesy of Bloomsbury *

The Pretender by Jo Harkin is the story of a young boy raised as a commoner, completely unaware that he’s Edward Plantagenet, the Earl of Warwick. Or is he?

I absolutely loved this novel, and it helps that I'm fascinated by the historical account of Lambert Simnel who was allegedly a pretender to the throne of England. In 1487, it was claimed this 10 year old boy was Edward Plantagenet, the son of George, Duke of Clarence; who opted to be drowned in a barrel of wine for treason against his brother. Hidden for his safety after the princes in the Tower disappeared, the boy was tutored for years before the political climate favoured the beginning of a rebellion in his name.

After King Henry VII and his progeny, this pretender claimed to be the 17th Earl of Warwick and next in line to the throne but his cause was defeated. After the Yorkist rebellion failed to make him King later that year, the young boy received a pardon based on his youth and was sent to work in the kitchens as a servant.

I was wondering which line of history author Jo Harkin was going to take and she navigated the threads of history perfectly. In the beginning, we're introduced to a lively 6 year old John Collan being raised on a farm in a remote English village in 1483. Some of my favourite scenes were of young John on the farm, and the author has a terrific sense of humour:
"John!' calls small Mary. 'Is it true? That kings have a groom of the stool who watches them shit and then takes the shit and looks at it?'
'Of course it's true,' John says. 'There's a groom of the stool right here in the village.'
'Who!'
'Jack. He waits by the midden to collect everyone's turds. He's probably got one in his jerkin now.'" Page 24
Still enjoying John's childhood, a strange and unnamed nobleman visits the farm and John is swiftly taken from everything he's known. Taking on the name Lambert, a home-sick John undertakes years of tutoring in secrecy and wishes he wasn't a noble. Living in seclusion with his tutor and falling in love with reading and studying Ovid, Plutarch, Juvenal, John is a natural scholar.

Soon enough though, his life is drastically changed again and he is wrenched from his tutor to travel to Flanders. Each time he is moved like a political pawn from one country to another, he changes names but the author does an exceptional job of keeping us on track as his external identity shifts from Lambert to Simnel, Edward, Simnel and beyond.

Another favourite era was John's childhood friendship with Philip the Handsome (1478–1506), and later on his time in Ireland where in Dublin in 1487, he's proclaimed King Edward VI. I found John's internal musings on his fate to be convincing and his self doubt endearing as he attempts to negotiate the uncertainty and dangerous political climate in which he finds himself.

John realises he'll either be crowned King of England or be killed in the process and tries to make the most of his circumstances while plotting revenge for those who have hurt him along the way. You might imagine the novel ends when John is pardoned and sent to the kitchens, but this change of circumstances does nothing to dull the narrative.
"... there are so many layers of servant-tiers between them. Here there are larders, a pastry kitchen, buttery, cellar, waferers, larderers, sauciers, dessert cooks, undercooks, scullions. The hundreds of servants rushing around these demesnes wear no livery, being below eyesight." Page 309
Occasionally I was struck by an historical fact that gave me pause, like the fact that King Henry V invaded France in 1492 and according to the author, took 700 ships and 15,000 men to besiege Boulogne. It's hard to imagine the logistics involved in an invasion involving 700 ships.

I heartily enjoyed the witty dialogue and descriptions in The Pretender - one character has a face like a portcullis - and the writing style had me chuckling along as we accompany John as he enters adulthood.
"Don't worry, Jack. When I need a turd inspecting, I'll be sure to send for you!" Page 41
Some of you might know that John was later appointed to the position of falconer and we follow his life until he disappears into the history books in an extremely satisfying conclusion. I thoroughly enjoyed The Pretender and I can readily imagine it adapted for the big screen. I admire the author's ability to cater to both eventualities that John was indeed the legitimate Earl or a boy groomed to be a figurehead but a pretender nevertheless.

The Pretender by Jo Harkin is highly recommended for readers of historical fiction interested in the wars of the roses and is a contender for My Top 5 Books of 2025.

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07 November 2024

Review: Mortal Monarchs - 1000 Years of Royal Deaths by Suzie Edge

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Mortal Monarchs - 1000 Years of Royal Deaths by Suzie Edge gives the reader a short overview of the deaths of 48 monarchs in England and Scotland over the last 1000 years. Beginning with the demise of Harold Godwinson in 1066 and concluding with the death of George VI in 1952, a chapter is devoted to each monarch.

Listening on audiobook, the chapters vary from approx 4-15 minutes in duration, and I found them to be just the right length. However, as I realised just how many deaths the author needed to cover, the repetitive format did start to become a little tedious. Fortunately the short chapters meant I could return to the book every now and again for another monarch's bloody passing from consumption, sweating sickness, dysentery or war wounds.

The author is a medical doctor and historian and when listening to the chapter dedicated to King Henry V who died of dysentery in 1492, I learned more about how the body expels a pathogen through either vomiting or diarrhoea.
"Diarrhoea is the body's way of getting rid of bacteria causing problems within the gut by emptying out toxins or poisons fast. For faeces to leave the body in a hurry, we cannot just rely on the action of peristalsis, the normal push/pull movement of the gut tubes that move the human waste along. If you still need more of a push, then the abdominal muscles will help by contracting. They squeeze as hard as they can to push out faecal matter fast. That is why it hurts. It can also be worryingly dehydrating as water is pulled into the gut to help dilute and remove the offending bacteria." Chapter 17
This was a huge revelation to me. Firstly, I had no idea that water is pulled into the gut from around the body, which is what causes the dehydration symptoms of headache and so on. Secondly, I had no clue that the water was pulled into the gut in order to dilute the offending bacteria and ease its passage. I guess I never gave much thought to where the water came from or why it was there, but next time - let's hope it's far into the future - I'll be more informed.

Fortunately, Mortal Monarchs was published during the reign of Queen Elizabeth II and so it doesn't include her death in 2022. This does date the book now that Charles III is King, but as a royalist, I don't feel the book is lacking. I think it'd be strange to read an updated version where her cause of death was included and discussed in this manner.

Mortal Monarchs will appeal to trivia and history buffs and I just wish I could retain all of the monarchs names in order and the dates and means of their passing.

Having read Vital Organs - A History of the World's Most Famous Body Parts and History Stinks! Poo Through the Ages, I continue to learn from Dr Suzie Edge, so I'm looking forward to the release of History Stinks! Wee, Snot and Slime Through Time in 2025. I can't imagine what I'll learn about the human body but I'll be sure to let you know!

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22 October 2024

Review: Everyone This Christmas Has A Secret by Benjamin Stevenson

Everyone This Christmas Has A Secret by Benjamin Stevenson book cover

* Copy courtesy of Penguin Random House *

Ernest (Ernie) Cunningham is back for the third time in this Christmas themed special, Everyone This Christmas Has A Secret by Benjamin Stevenson. Ernie re-introduces himself to the reader, serving as a reminder for fans and a perfect - yet brief - introduction for new readers picking this up as a standalone.

In the Prologue, Ernie promises to follow the rules of crime writing in another fair play murder mystery that won't include unreliable narrators or hidden clues. Instead, he'll be delivering this Christmas crime special in the form of a twenty-four chapter advent calender with seven gifts wrapped under a tree and six suspects to consider. By the end of the Prologue I was back on board the Cunningham express and keen to open my presents.

Set in the Blue Mountains, New South Wales, Ernie attends Katoomba police station in the opening pages to speak with a person charged with murder. After hearing their story, he readily agrees to take on the case. Cleverly written with periodic nods to the classics, Stevenson draws on his comedic talent and the laughs are never far away:
"Jeez, Ern. You really are some kind of detective these days. How'd you know that?" "I googled it while you were crying." Page 22
Ernie regularly breaks the fourth wall to address the reader and foreshadow events - even disclosing when he'll solve the case - heightening the tension as he investigates the murder. Stevenson has kept track of all the Yuletide threads in this tightly plotted mystery and I think Ern is getting better with each investigation. I love the unique writing style and the clever way the author uses particular writing techniques to entertain the reader.

The author also manages to include interesting character observations and everyday interactions in a way that made me stop and take notice in recognition:
"I nodded. She had a thick Irish accent that was taking me a few minutes to jump into the skipping rope of." Page 56
This is such a perfectly relatable description presented in a way that's flattering to the character and adds dimension and depth to this light-hearted mystery. The 7 Commandments of Holiday Specials was the perfect touch to wrap up this festive Christmas novella full of holiday cheer with just a touch of magic.

Everyone This Christmas Has A Secret by Australian author Benjamin Stevenson is the third installation in a series that is entering rare territory here at Carpe Librum, that is: every book has been a 5 star read!

Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Everyone on this Train is a Suspect ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Highly recommended and the perfect Christmas gift!

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10 July 2024

Review: History Stinks! Poo Through the Ages by Suzie Edge

History Stinks! Poo Through the Ages by Suzie Edge audiobook cover

After enjoying Vital Organs - A History of the World's Most Famous Body Parts by Suzie Edge, I thought I'd give her latest non fiction book published this year History Stinks! Poo Through the Ages a look in. Geared towards a much younger audience, medical doctor and historian Suzie Edge does a great job teaching young readers about history through the lens of toilets and yes, poo!

Beginning with the Romans and their public foricae comprising a marble bench with openings side by side over a communal gutter with fresh flowing water, the author takes us through the latrines, cesspits, garderobes, chamberpots, privvies and water closets across time.

Uniting her medical knowledge with her penchant for history, the author also covers a variety of diseases caused by poor sanitation along with some humorous factoids like this one.

In 1972, archaeologists in York in northern England discovered the fossilised remains of an enormous human turd. It was discovered along with wood, cloth and leather that was left behind from the Viking settlement centuries earlier. Edge tells us:
"This 1000 year old poo measured a gigantic 20 centimetres long and 5 centimetres wide and is believed to be the biggest example of a fossilised human poo ever found." Chapter 5
That certainly had me hurriedly pressing pause on the audiobook and rushing to find a tape measure so I can only imagine the reactions of the 7+ target audience. The fossil is on public display in York - complete with the stench cleverly recreated by scientists - but finding out it was accidentally dropped in 2003 when being handled during a school trip and subsequently broke into 3 pieces was surprisingly distressing.

History Stinks! Poo Through the Ages is a novel way for kids to learn about history, sanitation, historical figures, medicine and archaeology although the topical jokes and 'did you know' sections did begin to irritate this adult reader after a while. That said, there's plenty to entertain and a lot to learn in this short audiobook, from what people in the Roman and Tudor periods used to wipe their bottoms to how astronauts poo in space.

A sneak peek at the author's current writing project tells me that her next offering in the series History Stinks! Wee, Snot and Slime Through Time is due to be published in 2025 and I might just have to take a wee look.

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